A True Wanker Moment

As I sit alone waiting for my Wanker to buy flip flops because despite his bragging about packing light, he forgot to bring flip flops to the beach. He is in the Crocs store right now!
But I digress. The real wanker moment was walking down Lincoln road ( South Beach) and the wanker gets all excited by the oversized boobies on a plastic mannequin in a souvenir store window. I will ask him to text me the photo so you can all see what gets a wankers attention.
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